I'm the Digital Platforms Manager for the Mail & Guardian Online. Like most of my titles, this one sounds entirely made up. The work load, alas, is entirely real.
I presented this at SA leg of The Internet Show yesterday.
If you'd told me a week ago that we'd have fully functional on-demand TV for mobile phones this year, I would have been highly skeptical. If you'd told me the service would require no downloads or apps, that it would work on 90% of 3G handsets and that it would cost a flat rate of R75 per month (or R20 per week), bandwidth included, I would have called you a liar or at the very least a fantasist.
But that, in a nutshell, is the new offering from On Demand Group - a London based video-on-demand specialist - who have partnered with Vodacom to offer unlimited on-demand video content at a flat rate per month. I still would have been highly skeptical of the launch unless I had seen it demonstrated, live, while sitting in a coffee shop with the dudes from On Demand (and their marketing agency Cow Africa). Here's the skinny on how it works:And while he couldn’t have had an Indian restaurant at the tip of Africa in mind, his quote fits Bombay Brasserie as snugly as the elaborately brocaded gowns of the hostesses who greet you at its doors.
But the experience begins even before you reach the restaurant. Walking through the lobby of the newly opened Taj Cape Town, between fluted pink marble columns, you feel as though you have stepped into another time.
The building is indeed from another age. Built in 1932 to house the SA Reserve Bank, the building was apparently inspired by Florence’s Palazzo Pitti.
Bombay Brasserie itself nestles in another historic building adjoining the lobby – The Temple Chambers – a sunken, wood panelled lounge built at the turn of the century to accommodate the denizens of the nearby Supreme Court. Stepping down into its cosy interior you can imagine the whiskered barristers of old enjoying brandies and cigars.
The Brasserie experience is one of total immersion: from the moment you step through the doors and descend into the cosy lounge you are cosseted, fussed over, plied with delicious (if very sweet) cocktails and amuse-bouche and waited upon by no less than three separate staff.
In a wonderfully old fashioned touch, all the food is plated for you by either your waiter or the maître d' who also recommends food and wine pairings with a refreshing candour and passion.
But the food itself remains the main event. Rather than blasting your palette with heat, the menu is redolent with subtler more aromatic spices.
Amanda and I shared Porchai Year (spicy grilled prawns) and Galouti Kebab (butter-soft minced lamb patties) to start, followed by Sunerhi Nalli (lamb shank in saffron curry) and Allepey (prawn coconut curry). We finished off with Masala Chai Custard (a delightful play on traditional crème brulee) and Malai Kulfi (cardamom ice cream).
All the dishes were delicious and immaculately presented, but the two prawn dishes were definitely the highlight of my evening. Amanda was tickled by the Galouti Kebab which was originally made for “the nobles that don’t chew”.
The portions are fairly generous, and the prices not unduly eye-watering. You’re unlikely to leave feeling either hungry or ripped off.
That said, Bombay Brasserie isn’t an everyday eating kind of place. With its carefully orchestrated pomp and ceremony and rich dishes, it’s not somewhere you can take the kids. This isn’t eating after all – this is dining.
Full disclosure: The kind fellows at the Taj picked up the tab. That doesn’t change how excellent the evening was, or the fact that I’ll be returning as a paying customer in the very near future.
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I'm posting this as a proud member of the #SpeakZA movement. If you're a blogger who cares about freedom of speech, join us today and speak out against the ANCYL's bully-boy tactics. The words below were written by Sipho Hlongwane. I salute his courage and his gumption.
Last week, shocking revelations concerning the activities of the ANC Youth League spokesperson Nyiko Floyd Shivambu came to the fore. According to a letter published in various news outlets, a complaint was laid by 19 political journalists with the Secretary General of the ANC, against Shivambu. This complaint letter detailed attempts by Shivambu to leak a dossier to certain journalists, purporting to expose the money laundering practices of Dumisani Lubisi, a journalist at the City Press. The letter also detailed the intimidation that followed when these journalists refused to publish these revelations. We condemn in the strongest possible terms the reprisals against journalists by Shivambu. His actions constitute a blatant attack on media freedom and a grave infringement on Constitutional rights. It is a disturbing step towards dictatorial rule in South Africa. We call on the ANC and the ANC Youth League to distance themselves from the actions of Shivambu. The media have, time and again, been a vital democraticLast week I wrote about an appalling piece of sensationalist journalism by England's Daily "Hate" Mail. They claimed that they had created a fake profile of a 14-year-old girl and had been approached "within 90 seconds" by a middle aged man intent on performing sex acts.
To test this out myself I created the lovely Cherry McSweetbottom, a 14-year-old ballet dancer from a posh suburb in Birmingham who votes Tory (or will do in 2014 at any rate). Well, I'm proud to say that after only two weeks of making friends with the dodgiest people on Facebook and hanging out on pages called "I love sex", Cherry seems to have finally hooked her first bona fide kiddy fiddler. A few other men approached her, but as soon as she confirmed her age all of them backed off. But finally on the 17th Cherry got a message from what looks to be a proper perve - a man in his late fifties from Huntingdon who - bizarrely - lists his cellphone number on Facebook, and links to his own daughter's profile to boot. Here is the message in all its glory. <Shudder>So, the conclusion is that you can get picked up by a weirdo on Facebook, but it takes 14 days and a lot of risky behaviour (including hanging out in sex interest groups and befriending old men) before it actually happens.
I might keep Cherry around for a little longer just to confirm my suspicions, but I'm not sure I can stomach any simulated sex talk with some dude from Huntingdon.On Tuesday I spent a day workshopping with some fine folks from the property business. It was intended as an introduction to the whole social media sphere, with some mobile aspects thrown in. I chose to concentrate on Facebook and Twitter, as those are the two sites (in my opinion) with the most local potential. Have a look through my presentation below - all feedback gratefully recieved.
Yesterday, via the amazing electrical Twitter machine, Russell Martin asked for some stats on social media and internet usage in South Africa. This made me realise a few things.
1. I have a whole lot of (relatively reliable) stats on the local market that I have gleaned over the years. This is thanks partly to stalwarts like Arthur Goldstuck , Dave Duarte and the cool dudes at Quirk, and thanks partly to research I've either been involved with or stumbled upon (if you'll excuse the pun). MWEB also recently released some tasty survey results, which confirmed (and informed) many of my hunches. (UPDATE: Another interesting survey by Universal McCann) 2. I share these nuggets with hardly anyone - which is a shame (not least because I may be wrong and someone may have better, harder data that can correct me)3. I have been meaning to start my own personal blog for ages and this is as good an opportunity as any. And so, dear fellows, a breathless summary of South African social media usage, according to the best and freshest numbers, straight from my grubby paws to you:As far as I can tell there are only seven social media brands with any kind of mass market traction:We have the most reliable data on Facebook. Their sales dudes shared it with us at the recent Habari Media launch. Granted they are sales dudes, so they may have massaged the figures, but they match up so closely with our own anecdotal evidence so I believe them.
Facebook stats:*ANOTHER UPDATE*
A great comment by Justin Hartman about Alexa, setting me straight:
"While the Alexa rankings are not authoritative they do give us a "fair" indication of website popularity. When you say that you need to install the toolbar I say humbug.
For years now Firefox has been sending Alexa anonymous data without the need for the toolbar. There is an option somewhere in FF that is selected by default that gives FF permission to send "anonymous" data to Mozilla.
In addition, the Google Toolbar also does exactly the same thing if you have selected to send Google anonymous usage data.
So, based on this, I don't think Alexa is completely off the mark however it does preclude many many IE users who don't have the Google Toolbar installed."
Thanks Justin :-)